Sitting alone outside, watching the sunset, and eating dinner yesterday on my blanket, I turned around to find a well-dressed woman wearing giant sunglasses watching me from no more than fifteen feet away. I raised my eyebrows.
"You've got it cranked!" she yelled and smiled.
"What?" I replied, confused.
"You've got it CRANKED!" she repeated, motioning her arm in circles while thrusting her hips, "I LOVE it!"
She got in her car and drove away on her cell phone.
Well that was awkward...
